shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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