Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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