is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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