I wish I could teleport
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
worst night to have a conscience
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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