Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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