The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Small penises have feelings too.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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