Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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