you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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