My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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