I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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