dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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