You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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