Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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