One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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