I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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