Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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