SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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