I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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