There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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