ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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