Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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