You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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