what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Boobs are out for the taking
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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