Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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