Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize