All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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