Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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