He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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