Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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