Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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