and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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