Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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