how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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