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I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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