think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
