yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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