Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I can tuck mytits in my pants
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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