On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i drank out of a bidet.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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