At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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