Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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