Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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