I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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