I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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