Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
