I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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