Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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