Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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