Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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