it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
