Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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