The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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