I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
