i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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