yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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