I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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