Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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