Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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